Posts tagged funny video
Posts tagged funny video
Grandmas watch Kardashian sex tape. I have the weirdest boner right now.
Carolina Camera: The Skipper. Fashionable walks have a deep and long history. One walk that never quite caught on on the runway? The skip. But the skip has been around forever, though only remaining socially acceptable for lunchbox-adorning pre-adolescents. This being the case, this social norm wasn’t adopted by everyone. Prime example: this guy. “I think by perfecting skipping I have discovered a better way to move across the Earth,” he says, comparing his breakthrough to “the discovery of walking by Homo erectus.” His enthusiasm is infectious enough that you almost believe him. Then you pry your brain and
remember your 20 something friend in a blackout demanding to skip dance home* can’t recall the last time you actually saw someone who wasn’t 4-years-old skipping down the street. This doesn’t make him any less amazing and doesn’t diminish how much I agree with the top youtube comment that WE MUST FIND THE SKIPPER NOW, AND SEE IF HE IS STILL SKIPPING.
*Jessie Galloway call out
Ain’t nobody got time for bronchitis!
I couldn’t concur more, Dan Murphy.
Bone Pugz ‘n’ Harmony. And with this video, I bid you goodnight, world.
And with this clip (click title), I bid you adieu, Internet.
And the Oscar goes to…
An Addendum to My Most Recent Nick Offerman Post: Will Ferrell And Nick Offerman Get Drunk On ‘the Today Show’
Update: Click here to watch the actual video
Yesterday, at 30 Rock to promote their upcoming film Casa de Mi Padre, Will Ferrell and Nick Offerman — who, without his mustache, is like Clark Kent to Ron Swanson’s Superman — lounged in robes in their studio chairs and sucked down some bloody marys.
They joked about being drunk and when Ferrell is asked to describe his sex scene with Genesis Rodriguez, he stated: “There were lots of butts” while Offerman added that there was “lots of kneading.”
Stay classy, San Diego.
[Source: The Hollywood Reporter]
An existential meditation on the nature of impermanence. “Being is. Being is in-itself. Being is what it is.” -this dog, via Jean-Paul Sartre.
I don’t care WHAT kind of mood you’re in. A hippo pooping like a motorboat will definitely make you feel better.
SNL’s “The Real Housewives of Disney”
On last night’s SNL, I think the collective audience was pulling for Lindsay Lohan to wow us with her return to
tv movies anything that wasn’t a scandalous Terry-Richardson-esque photo shoot. But, disappointment set in after a night of less-than-stellar skits. Lindsay’s monologue poking at her criminal and legal past was somewhat funny, but you were just left wishing for more. And the rest of the episode was a bunch of “meh” despite a few good celebrity appearances. There was one spot, however, that was so strong that it may have made up for the rest of the subpar LiLo performance - The Real Housewives of Disney. After all, everyone loves a good Disney princess joke. And who can resist a drunk Cinderella played by Kristen Wiig and a Jasmine who accidentally slept with Iago? Here comes midnight, bitch! Take a looksie above.
what’s in my mouth? GAUZE.
Slow learning curve, this one.
Yup, it’s yer boi! And an entourage of Baby Blue Ivy’s famous admirers welcoming her into the world. Oh no, Bon Iver put himself to sleep. F***ing brilliant.
I can’t decide if this St. Bernard forest is my most cherished dream or my worst nightmare. Get back to me next week after I’ve
dreamt slept on it for a bit.